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5 articles were written in July 2009. Here are articles 1 to 5.
Mr Sex Toy Sofa, Thursday 30th July 2009
A while back we heard about the Money Spanker. It looked intriguing but fairly basic. Thankfully, Sexshop 365 sent over a Spanker to be put through it's paces. Is it worth buying or is it as interesting as it looks?
This is what they had to say about the product:
Monkey Spanker Vibrator is a brand new tool for spanking the monkey.
Based on an innovative diaphragm design, Monkey Spanker forms a vibrating tube as it wraps around your dick.
The super soft stretchy pad is made from a highly specialised medical grade material and has been designed to feel just like a woman's soft loveliness.
Monkey Spankers feel really really good better than both hands & blow jobs and produce intense and extremely satisfying orgasms.
Mrs Sex Toy Sofa, Thursday 23rd July 2009
Both the Beegees and Take That once asked "how deep is your love?" and someone at Love Honey took that a bit too literally, deciding it was about time someone printed a ruler on the side of a vibrator! They kindly sent through a vibe so I could see the Inch Perfect Waterproof Multispeed Mini Vibrator first hand.
This is what they had to say about the product:
Inch Perfect is the unique easy-to-use waterproof multispeed vibrator that answers the question that only The Bee Gees have ever before dared ask... How deep is your love?
Inch Perfect is the world's first measure-up vibrator. The sleek cream finish is designed to perfectly off-set its unique black markings - an Imperial and Metric ruler that lets boys and girls find out exactly how much fun they're going to be able to have with each other.
- Inch perfect ticks the right boxes!
- Measure-up in inches and centimetres!
- 6-inch multispeed vibrator
- Easy twist control
- Waterproof for shower-time fun!
- Velvet-touch skin-safe material
How to use Inch Perfect
Inch Perfect is an easy-to-use wand vibrator that delivers powerful quiet vibrations. Unscrew the cap in the base and insert the required number of batteries - 3 C for the power-packed Inch Perfect, 2 AA for the orgasmic Inch Perfect Mini. Screw the cap back on and twist the controller in the base to turn on. Keep twisting to make the vibrations get stronger and off you go!
How to really use Inch Perfect
Girls!
Inch Perfect is the fun way to find out if he measures up! Get him stimulated so he's standing to attention, slide Inch Perfect down his erection until the tip of the vibrator is touching his body at the base of his penis. Read off the scale then head down the wine bar to compare notes with your mates - has everyone got what they bargained for? Let's hope so!
Guys!
Ever wondered just how deep is her love?! Find out with Inch Perfect! Ask her (nicely) to lie back and think sexy thoughts while you measure up with a well-lubricated Inch Perfect. Keep sliding until she tells you to stop - then read off the scale and head down to the pub to compare notes with your mates. (Note: do not lend them your Inch Perfect, make them buy their own.)
Mr Sex Toy Sofa, Monday 20th July 2009
Have you ever thought 'I'm sure I could do better than that? I know I have. I've had dozens of ideas on how to improve existing sex toys as well as some ideas of radical new products.
If you are gifted with some creative juices (and even if you are not), Love Honey are looking for the next best thing - and are offering £1,000 to the inventor of the best sex toy idea they receive.
Furthermore, if it really is the bees knees, they may even make your idea a reality and actually make and sell your sex toy!
Mrs Sex Toy Sofa, Tuesday 14th July 2009
Pussy pumps are used to engorge the vagina. By sucking the air from around the vagina, it enlarges the vaginal lips and clitoris, making them more sensitive and more visible. This can be handy for finding your clitoris or for increasing your sensitivity during masturbation or sex.
I'm a pussy pump virgin. I've not used one before so relished the opportunity to test the Vagina Cup SexShop 365 sent me.
This is what they had to say about the product:
Pump up your pleasure with the Lady's Airflow Vagina Cup. This totally phthalate free pussy pump accelerates the flow of blood to the vaginal area, thus creating all the sensations of being excited and completely aroused. The cup itself is clear, which allows you to monitor your pussy, whilst the vacuum pump comes with a safety release pressure valve for easy removal. This is an ideal toy for those who are new to the realm of pump play or those who know that pumping equals pumped up pleasure.
Mrs Sex Toy Sofa, Tuesday 7th July 2009
I get to test all manor of vibrators, from large to small, from mainstream to very niche. I've not had the opportunity, however, to test a vibrator specifically designed to be quiet. Until now. Love Honey sent over their Silencer Vibrator for me to try out.
This is what they had to say about the product:
Best seller! Nosey neighbours? Kids in the next room? You need the LoveHoney Silencer for powerful - but quiet - vibrations! As quiet as a whisper, the LoveHoney Silencer has an 8-inch contoured shaft for both external stimulation and incredible vaginal thrills.
Ultra silent and surprisingly powerful, it can also be used as an erotic external massager.
The powerful variable speed motor is controlled through a handy dial at the base of the sex toy.
Cringe-free LoveHoney packaging!
Pop in a pair of C batteries to enjoy the powerful vibrations.
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