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Monday 17th November 2008
Pabo are giving away 3 free festive looking Christmas thongs with every order for a limited time.

Monday 10th November 2008
The kind people at Love Honey have sent us another bundle of goodies to put through their paces. Today we're looking at a 125ml bottle of Sliquid Ride Silicone Lubricant.

This is what they had to say about the product:
At last! Sliquid for him! This highly concentrated 100% waterproof silicone lubricant will give you the glide you love to have. Whether you're with a partner or taking matters into your own hands, Ride will enhance your pleasure.
From Sliquid, so you know it's great stuff! Glycerin and paraben-free too.
Sliquid Ride is 100% vegan friendly, ultra-concentrated silicone, hypoallergenic and non-toxic, hypoallergenic and scent free, waterproof and non-toxic.
Ingredients: Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethicone, Dimethiconol
Friday 7th November 2008
We haven't covered sex dolls yet on Sex Toy Sofa although we've not been impressed with the lifelikeness of the majority of dolls available on the sex toy market. That is until we stumbled across Kanojo Toys, a Japanese sex toy shop which ships worldwide.
They seem to focus closely on sex toys for boys (although there are a few vibrators and sexy fancy dress costumes available there too), with an extensive range of onaholes and onacups. They also stock manga and anime style products.
However, if you have a cool $9,999 lying around you may want to get yourself a top-of-the-range lifelike sex doll.

It's incredible how lifelike this sex doll looks. According to Kanojo Toys it's the tallest and bustiest doll they have stocked to-date. She's made from 100% silicone and so is soft to touch. She's also apparently waterproof so you can take her in the bath with you.
Monday 3rd November 2008
Bundle 5 in our Christmas 2008 sex toy competition is more male orientated and has a tidy selection of godies for girls and boys.


Rockin Rabbit is essentially a cock ring with protruding rabbit ears. The cock ring is made from rubber so it's stretchy. It's designed to sit at the base of your penis.
Two bullets are attached to the ring with each bullet connected to a control unit. You can control the vibrations against your balls and yur partner can vary the speed of the rabbit ears.
Monday 27th October 2008
Ho ho ho - it's either Santa getting closer or an orgasm backwards (oh, oh, oh)!
The Fleshlight Mouth competition has closed and we've contacted the winner. If it wasn't you and you would like to see how soft the Fleshlight feels for yourself, head on over to any of our top sex toy shops, such as Love Honey, Sexshop 365 or Sex Toys. They all offer the Fleshlight at very similar prices so it more or less comes down to what free sex toys you can get and how much delivery costs.
The end of October does seem a funny time to be announcing a Christmas competition but there's a good reason - we are closing this one a little before Christmas so you can have your toys to play with before the Christmas break! How thoughtful!
This time, unlike our We-Vibe competition and our Fleshlight competition, we're giving away 6 different bundles of prizes!
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The whole process takes a couple of minutes and is very easy to do.
Current subscribers are already entered into this draw!
Saturday 25th October 2008
A while back, the VibraExciter featured in my mobile phone sex toys review. LoveHoney sent over a box of tricks this week for us to try out and the Vibra Exciter was one of the products we found.

This is what they had to say about the ring:
The best-selling mobile phone sex toy is now available for men! The twin-bullet cock ring is activated when the wearer receives a call or a text message on their mobile phone... And then the fun begins. Dial 0 for Orgasm!
Imagine being able to excite someone whenever you want or wherever they are! The VibraExciter lets you do just that through your mobile phone.
It's been a smash-hit for women and now it's available for men, too!
It's really easy to use. Simply clip the receiver on to your belt and make sure your phone is less than a metre away.
Pop on the cock ring and get ready to be activated when your lover makes a call!
When you're with your partner, the VibraExciter doubles as a superb vibrating ring. Just click the button on the receiver to start the vibrations.
Fun fun fun!
Ring stretches to a diameter of 3 inches.
Thursday 23rd October 2008
An easy way to spice up the missionary sex position is for the woman to lift up her legs into the air whilst he partner is thrusting away. It raises the hips and allows the penis (or strap-on) to rub against the G-spot area, creating a very pleasurable experience.
The only problem with this position is that holding your legs in the air can be tiresome, distracting you from the pleasure you are receiving.

Available from Sexshop 365, the Sex Sling is an easy and comfortable way of enjoying the more advanced missionary position without any of the pain or distraction.
Simple place the padded neck strap behind your neck whilst lying down. Each side of the neck padding is a strap with an ankle restraint at the end.
Simply place the ankle restraints around each ankle.
The straps between your neck and ankles are easily adjustable and can be done during sex without a fuss and commotion.
The Pink Sex Sling not only looks good but is a simple and very effective sex aid.
Friday 17th October 2008
Sex Toys are feeling very generous at the moment as they're offering 100ml of their best selling lubricant for just 1p.

Super Silk lubricant is a water based lube that is hypo-allergenic. It's a light, non-sticky gel so unlike some other lubes, it won't dry out when you need it wet.
Thursday 16th October 2008
The nice chaps at Bondara sent through a box full of goodies so we've put them through their paces and come to a conclusion about whether they are worth buying and if so, who are they for.
We thought we'd change the way we write reviews to make them flow easier so there's no better time than the present to start with this change.

The first port of call has to be the Bondara website. The product page can be found by searching Bondara for "NE05". This is what they had to say about the cock ring:
This fabulous vibrating cock ring includes many features which other vibrating cock rings don’t offer. The batteries (included) can be replaced easily (3 x AG10). Most vibrating cock rings that allow you to change the batteries are wired, but this one is totally wireless. The strong and stretchy silicone ring includes four powerful magnets - providing you with bigger, stronger and longer-lasting erections. Also, it is fully waterproof so you can wash it easily. The vibrations are powerful and the noduled clit stim is certain to drive your partner wild! You can run this cock ring in two different vibration modes 1) vibrate only on impact with your partners body/clit or 2) vibrate permanently. This is a top end vibrating cock ring - highly recommended.
Tuesday 14th October 2008
You may remember a while ago we posted a LoveHoney discount voucher code. This was due to expire at the end of October but the nice people at LoveHoney have extended this until the end of December!
It's extremely simple (and foolproof) to claim your 5% discount at LoveHoney. Here's how you do it:
That's it! Your discount will automatically be applied to your shopping basket so there's nothing to type in and nothing to go wrong :-)
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