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Bacon Lube

Monday 30th January 2012

There's a saying that bacon makes everything taste better. It's found its way into loads of mainstream products, on top of cakes, inside ice cream and so on. But now the folks at J&D's have formulated a lubricant that tastes just like bacon, adding a delicious bacon taste to that throbbing penis or tempting vagina!

Bacon Lube

The lube happens to be vegan-friendly which is very suprising. It's arguably the best tasting lube available and is certainly the most unique.

 

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Swarovski Crystal Riding Crop Whip

Thursday 19th January 2012

We love Kanojo Toys and we love browsing through their collection of the very latest in Japanese sex toys. They ship to the UK and worldwide meaning you can get your hands on the very latest in innovative sex toys before the masses.

Swarovski Crystal Riding Crop Whip

One product that caught our eyes though was the ultra luxurious Swarovski Crystal Riding Crop Whip, a beautiful BDSM sex toy accessory that oozes style and grace. We doubt that anyone could resist a cheeky slap or two from that majestic looking whip.

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Give Lube Review

Tuesday 17th January 2012

Just before Christmas Sex Toys sent over a sample of Give Lube Mini Lube Tube Premium Aqua Gel and after a bit of discussion with Give Lube themselves they sent over a sample of their Give Lube Mini Lube Tube Silicone+ for us to play around with and try out.

Give Lube

Who Are Give Lube?

Give Lube are based in Bristol in the UK and use a German manufacturer to produce two types of lube - Premium Aqua Gel (water based) and Silicone+ (unsurprisingly silicone based!). Being of German origin there's a synonymity with high quality.

Lubricants are supplied in lube tubes with a cap lid that flicks open and closed. Squeeze the tube to release the lube (I wonder if any marketing jobs are going especially with lines like that!). Three sizes are available for the Premium Aqua Gel - mini (30ml), midi (100ml) and maxi (250ml) - and two sizes are available for the Silicone+ lube - mini (30ml) and standard (100ml).

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Nexus Revo Review

Wednesday 14th December 2011

Nexus have just launched an innovative new prostate massager called the Nexus Revo. The kind people at Nexus (care of pleasure2me) have sent over the new Nexus Revo to try out.

Nexus Revo

This is what they had to say about the product:

The Nexus Revo is a true revolution in male pleasure! This standalone product is the first ever prostate massager to feature an independently moving head. Drawing strength from the highly calibrated internal mechanisms, the motion of the head is driven by a powerful motor that gives maximum strength to the force of the rotation. Alongside this, the Revo also boasts an external perineum stimulator which features two deep vibration patterns and raised pleasure nodules. This works in conjunction with the rotating head to create a dual sensation which promises to take the user into sensory overdrive.

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Christmas Present Ideas 2011 From Lovehoney

Tuesday 22nd November 2011

Okay, it's time to face reality and accept Christmas is here. We've been trying to put off our Christmas shopping but everywhere you look there are great Christmas deals and offers it's just not worth waiting any longer. With that in mind Lovehoney have revealed their Christmas bestsellers list, a collection of 10 items you MUST have. There's something for everyone, and for all budgets so check out these suggestions.

Lovehoney Wild Double Stroker

Lovehoney Wild Double Stroker

What does it do - The problem with masturbator sleeves is that they can get a bit boring and predictable after a while. This innovative and brilliantly versatile male sex toy from Lovehoney means you can have twice the fun, as you can turn it inside out for a fresh new texture. Use as a masturbation toy for solo use, use as part of foreplay or let your partner masturbate you into an orgasmic state.

Who's it for - Men, but is great fun when controlled by your partner

Where to buy it - You can buy the Lovehoney Wild Double Stroker here.

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Loving Joy REV1000 Review

Tuesday 1st November 2011

There has been a buzz on the Internet that new male sex toy is coming. Known only as the REV1000 the details are very vague and sketchy. We've worked our magic and the kind people at Sex Toys rushed one to me to test and try out in time for the launch on 1st November 2011. By the time this review goes live the big unveiling would have happened so here's a first hand review of the Loving Joy REV1000.

Loving Joy REV1000

This is what they had to say about the product:

The REV1000 is a ground-breaking masturbator, designed to bring male sex toys firmly into the 21st century. With 7 speeds and 7 functions, it offers an incredible 49 different pleasure combinations, all created to give a wide range of pleasure sensations. Unlike other masturbators on the market, it's sleek, discreet and incredibly easy to use – perfect for both seasoned thrill seekers, and those looking to dip their toe into the world of sex toys.

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Fun Factory Cobra Libre Review

Tuesday 11th October 2011

A while back we were sent a couple of toys from renowned sex toy manufacturer Fun Factory (one for him and one for her - to be reviewed soon!). Known for high quality luxury sex toys designed in Germany, Fun factory have recently launched an innovative male masturbator that turned the concept of a masturbator on it's head. I'm talking of the Fun Factory Cobra Libre of course and it has taken the crown of being our 100th review!!!

Back in 2008 we didn't know how far we would get but since then we've been privileged to test and review some great sex toys so does the Fun Factory Cobra Libre have what it takes to be the best sex toy I've ever reviewed?

Fun Factory Cobra Libre

This is what they had to say about the product:

When the penis enters the toy, a smooth, soft silicone hugs it closely for thrilling stimulation. Two powerful motors release pulsing vibrations just underneath the sensitive penis glans providing right-on-the-spot stimulation. The innovative and stylishly lit control element offers a selection of vibration possibilities never before seen, which you can infinitely adjust to your desire. The low-maintenance and powerful motors in the COBRA Libre can be operated independently from one another to release unique waves of vibrations. The sporty, ergonomic shape of this exclusive toy for men promises easy handling.

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Fleshlight Freaks at Sex Toys

Friday 7th October 2011

Sex Toys have just added the latest range of Fleshlight male masturbators with a Halloween theme. The range is called Fleshlight Freaks and it veers away from the traditional mouth, vagina or ass sleeve in favour of something a little creepier, perfect for curious minds and spooky thrills!

Fleshlight Freaks Zombie

Fleshlight Freaks Zombie

Enjoy masturbating with this zombie themed Fleshlight. The essence of the walking dead has been captured with a vaginal opening that has aged and decomposed. Available in a pink colour and using the familiar Fleshlight material, this sleeve features a variety of internal textures.It comes with a discreet black case for when not in use.

Fleshlight Freaks Zombie at Sex Toys

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Spider Hands Free Realistic Male Masturbator Review

Friday 30th September 2011

Not so long ago Lovehoney asked if I wanted t try out the latest male masturbator to hit our shores. Having tried out Fleshlight toys as well as TENGA toys, I was keen to find out whether there was room for another male masturbator.

Spider Hands Free Realistic Male Masturbator

This is what they had to say about the product:

A UK exclusive! Enjoy intense stimulation with the Spider, a realistic male masturbator with a sensual pussy insert that you can adhere to any smooth, hard surface and tilt for the best angle. Clear all flat surfaces for extreme hands free pleasure. Indulge in the realistic sex simulation you get with table top masturbators and realistic sex dolls in a compact canister. Spider is a hands-free male masturbator with a pivoted, vacuum-locking suction cup on the base, allowing you to stick it to any smooth, hard surface and adjust the angle for the most intense hands-free stimulation possible.

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Lovehoney Wild Double Stroker Review

Monday 19th September 2011

Not so long ago Lovehoney launched a new range of male masturbator sleeves called Lovehoney Double Strokers. Three different types were launched: Lovehoney Intense Double Stroker (clear), Lovehoney Extreme Double Stroker (black) and the Lovehoney Wild Double Stroker (pink). They kindly sent over the latter for me to try out.

Lovehoney Wild Double Stroker

This is what they had to say about the product:

Enjoy twice the excitement for a quarter of the cost of a Fleshlight with the Lovehoney Wild Double Stroker. The dual textured sleeve delivers amazing sensations on both sides - simply reverse the sleeve and enjoy intense new pleasures. A brilliantly versatile male sex toy to use alone or with a partner, the reversible Lovehoney Wild Double Stroker has tight ridges on one side and raised bumps on the other to stroke, tease and please you. This dual textured sleeve is a fantastic value male masturbator that no man should be without. The Wild Double Stroker adds an array of new possibilities to your play, whether you use it alone or with a partner. As well as giving you new sensations, the Double Stroker provides a great way of increasing your stamina: the more you practise, the better you get. On one side of the Wild Double Stroker, the deep raised ridges give an intense ribbed feeling while the other has more widely spaced raised bumps for a rolling, massaging sensation that's out of this world.

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