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Ejaculating Butt Plug

Friday 20th February 2009

What Is It?

Ejaculating Butt Plug

The universal problem with most vibrators and butt plugs is there is usually no fulfilling end to a session. When you have sex, you cum. You have an orgasm and ejaculate. The same occurs when masturbating. But when it comes to most internal sex toys, this does not happen.

The Ejaculating Butt Plug puts an end to that. Use it as a normal butt plug and when you are climaxing, squeeze the liquid container to feel your butt plug ejaculate inside you. Fill it with warm water or lube and feel it squirt inside you.

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3 Bangs For Your Butt

Wednesday 18th February 2009

What Is It?

3 Bangs For Your Butt

If you love satisfying your anal sexual urges, this will certainly be up your street - although it is a bit of a challenge even for the more experienced butt pluggers.

This is a butt plug from TSX Toys shaped like three penis heads each of varying width. It comes with free lube which is handy as you'll need quite a bit of good quality anal lube to get the most out of this with the least discomfort.

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Hot Sex Dice

Friday 13th February 2009

What Is It?

Hot Sex Dice

The staple of any relationship, sex dice are a fun way to experiment without having to do too much. Just roll the dice and follow the instructions. For example, the top picture reveals the word "sex" and a a picture of a bum - therefore, you should try anal sex. The second picture reveals the word "suck" and shows a picture of breasts so the instruction is to suck on nipple or breasts.

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Have An Enchanted Evening

Friday 6th February 2009

What Is It?

Enchanted Evening kit

Valentine's Day is all about romance. It's about expressing your love. If you're off to a hotel for a romantic meal and a night of deep passion, take along the Enchanted Evening kit, full of everything you need to add a little more romance to the plain hotel room.

The kit, from Lover's Choice, is one of the better kits available with everything you would expect from such a box:

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Who Do You Love Enough To Give Them Your Last Rolo?

Wednesday 4th February 2009

What Is It?

My Last Rolo

Perhaps not what you'd expect from Sex Toy Sofa but with Valentine's day just a week away, love is in the year. Some view Valentine's Day as a commerical holiday - and those people probably also view the other great holidays such as Christmas as been over-commercialised. Nevertheless, whilst there are people like this, there's also a large group of people who enjoy the occassion. It's a time to express your love with a small gift, a romantic evening, perhaps a meal in a fancy restaurant.

On the topic of gifts, why not offer the most romantic gesture of all - you're last Rolo. If you're not familiar with the last Rolo concept or are looking for a bit of nostalgia, watch this:

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Durex Play 2 in 1 Massage Melts 6 Pack Review

Friday 30th January 2009

In writing articles for Sex Toy Sofa, I come across products that I have to test for reasons of curiosity, excitement and interest. Durex Play 2 in 1 Massage Melts was one of those products so I went out and bought a pack to test out.

The Sales Pitch

Durex Play 2 in 1 Massage Melts 6 Pack

This is what they had to say about the product:

Pure, skin-quivering, silky smooth pleasure packed in a single use packet. Use them over every inch of the body for an icy, tingling massage or for lubrication. Simply freeze, apply and wait for meltdown...
 
Put the pack in the freezer, giving the massage melts enough time to set. Once frozen, pop them out of the packet and apply all over the body.
 
Play 2 in 1 Massage Melts are tantalising enough to be used for a simply sensational massage but they're sensitive enough to use on intimate areas without causing irritation.

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Durex Play Sensations Personal Lubricant Sachets Review

Wednesday 28th January 2009

We bought a box of Durex Play Sensations a while back from Love Honey and thought it was about time we reviewed it, especially as we have reviewed the full size bottles of Play lubricant.

The Sales Pitch

Durex Play Sensations Personal Lubricant Sachets

This is what they had to say about the product:

Durex Play Sensations is an assorted pack of 10 single use personal lubricants allowing you to experiment with touch, with taste and with each other.
 
A little lube in the right places can enhance foreplay and sex for both of you, heightening sensitivity and enhancing your pleasure. Lubricant allows your fingers to slide easily and sensuously over skin.
 
Lubricant variants:
 
2 x Warming lubricant heats your skin and heightens the excitement. Gently blow to enhance.
 
2 x Tingling lubricant feels silky smooth and gives an extra tingling experience.
 
2 x Soothing lubricant contains Aloe Vera to give your skins a gentle caress
 
4 x Tasting lubricant is flavoured with either fruity cherry or sensational pina colada.
 
10 x 5ml sachets
 
Non greasy and odourless
 
Safe to use with condoms and vibrators

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Durex Play Tingle Personal Lubricant Review

Monday 26th January 2009

Similarly to the Durex Play Heat we reviewed a few days ago, we bought a bottle of Durex Play Tingle lubricant quite a while ago. Since we bought it, stockists have increased and prices have settled down. If we were to buy it today, we'd use LoveHoney as they seem to have the best price along with free delivery. For that reason, I'll use their "sales speech".

The Sales Pitch

Durex Play Tingle Personal Lubricant

This is what they had to say about the product:

Tingle-tastic top-quality personal lubricant from Durex that gives you both a tingling feeling where it matters most. Condom-friendly lubricant that's guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. More fun than sucking on an Extra Strong (but not minty)!

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Durex Play Heat Lubricant Review

Friday 23rd January 2009

A while ago we bought a bottle of Durex Play Heat lubricant. Since we bought it, stockists have increased and prices have settled down. If we were to buy it today, we'd use LoveHoney as they seem to have the best price along with free delivery. For that reason, I'll use their "sales speech".

The Sales Pitch

Durex Play Heat Lubricant

This is what they had to say about the product:

A fantastic water-based warming personal lubricant which makes lovemaking a more sensual experience for both partners. A quality lube from Durex, a company whose name you've come to know, love and giggle at. Get hot under the covers!
 
Durex Play personal lubricant is water soluble, non greasy and odourless, and is ideal for use in conjunction with Durex Condoms. It comes in a very handy 50ml pump-action bottle, so no drips!
 
Durex Play is not a contraceptive and does not contain spermicide.

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Kwiktwist Giant Twist Ties Twin Pack Review

Friday 16th January 2009

I was going to buy a set of Spank Ties but whilst browsing LoveHoney, I found the Kwiktwist Giant Twist Ties twin pack. They appear to do the same job but has the advantage of costing £4 less per twin pack. I bought a set and here's how we got on with them.

The Sales Pitch

Kwiktwist Giant Twist Ties Twin Pack

This is what they had to say about the product:

Kwiktwist Giant Twist Ties are the household accessory that gets a new lease of life in the bedroom! The two 32-inch ties are perfect for beginner's bondage play and can be use to bind wrists and ankles together or to your bedposts!
 
Kwiktwist Giant Twist Ties have soft outer material which surrounds a patent-protected inner core that can be twisted, tied and shaped.
 
And for added fun you can unscrew the ends and join them up into one super-long twist tie for erotic bondage play.<
 
You can also twist the end of your Kwiktwist Ties and use them as an accessible spanking accessory!
 
Kwiktwist ties can also be used to do boring things like hang hoses and power-tools in your garage.
 
"No hooks, no knots, no hassle," says the pack - our bondage experts agree!
 
Will not scratch surfaces.
 
Won't stretch or break like bungee cords.
 
Easier than rope - no knots to tie.
 
Reusable - holds up to 100 pounds.
 
The interior components consist of a heavy gauge steel alloy wire covered with two (2) millimetres of plastic shielding. The exterior foam is soft and easy to wrap or tie around various objects. KwikTwist will float in water and will withstand UV sunlight.
 
A great way to experience bondage fun for the first time - and if it doesn't work out, you'll find a use for them in the garage!

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