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Screaming Octopus Review

Wednesday 7th October 2009

SexyFun.co.uk sent over a Screaming O cock ring for Mr STS to test out but they also bundled in a Screaming Octopus for me to have a bit of fun with. It's described as a mini vibrator but falls comfortably in the clit stim category. Regular readers will know I love clitoris stimulation so will this be up to the job of pleasuring me?

What They Have Said About It

Screaming-O Octopus

This is what they had to say about the product:

Tired of sitting alone, bored in the bath?
 
Why not invite the Screaming Octopus in to keep you company? The eight tiny tentacles vibrate intensely showering you with waves of orgasmic pleasure. Designed in a waterproof casing, the Screaming Octopus is perfect for action down under and uses watch batteries which are easily replaceable.
 
The Screaming Octopus's deep vibrations are sure to have you squealing with delight. After a stressful day in the office, what better way to relax than running yourself a bath and letting your Screaming Octopus do all the work…

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Scentessa Ball Review

Thursday 24th September 2009

We were asked a short while ago to try out a new innovative product from Scentessa known as "the Ball". It has been dubbed the world's most exclusive love toy so with that kind of label, how could we resist?!

Scentessa Ball

The Ball In Action

The best way to understand how the Ball works is to watch a short video of it in action:

In a nutshell, the Ball is a massager. But what can it do and is it any good? Read on to find out!

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Hitachi Magic Wand Review

Tuesday 1st September 2009

I've been looking forward to this review for a very long time. Sexshop 365 were very kind and sent over a Hitachi Magic Wand (aka HV-250R) to review. The Magic Wand is a very famous vibrator and has been around for a very long time. Not many shops continue to sell the Hitachi Magic Wand but should more stock it or should it be retired? I just had to find out...

What They Have Said About It

Hitachi Magic Wand

This is what they had to say about the product:

You say vibrator, we say Hitachi: the #1 selling vibrator, the one that legions of women have stashed under their beds, the cream of the vibrating crop. It delivers strong , reliable vibrations to the clitoris (it's not designed for insertion, flexible head measures 7 1/2" around), its long arm can be positioned easily between partners or used comfortably alone, and it lasts for years.
 
Recommended by Dr. Laura Berman, a sex educator and therapist: A great choice for novices and the more experienced, especially if genital sensation or arousal has become an issue. Many find the shape reassuring because it could just as easily be a back massager as a vibrator, and the stimulation is quite strong. I often recommend the Magic Wand as a great beginning vibrator.

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LoveHoney Remote Control Dream Egg 2 Review

Tuesday 25th August 2009

I've not really explored the area of vibrating eggs before. When I last looked at them, most were wired which isn't all that much fun. Wired eggs aren't all that discreet after all.

Eggs are versatile toys and can act as a vibrating bullet just by using it externally as well as a vibrating egg internally. Twice the fun for the price of just one toy.

Love Honey sent over their LoveHoney Remote Control Dream Egg 2.0 which is a wireless vibrating egg. Grabbing my willing volunteer, I headed to the bedroom to test it out.

What They Have Said About It

LoveHoney 10 Function Remote Control Dream Egg 2.0 Vibrator

This is what they had to say about the product:

We read your reviews, took on board all your suggestions - so here's the all-new Dream Egg 2.0! Made of skin-safe rubber and packed with 10 powerful functions, this waterproof love egg is a marvel of modern design. It's the ultimate party in your pants!
 
Run your fingers over the soft rubber and experience the incredible feel. The gentle egg shape and perfectly proportioned size make it great for both clitoral and internal stimulation. Not only is it ideal for using externally but you can also wear it out on the town, giving the controller to that special person to stimulate you from up to 15 feet away! The easy to use wireless controller has two buttons - one to turn it off and one to activate and change the multiple speeds and functions of vibrations. Choose from pulsations, steps, speeds and escalations to keep you in orgasm heaven all night long...
 
The Dream Egg is splashproof but the controller is not, so make sure if you're having some shower-time fun you keep the controller away from the water! Comes with free batteries, too!

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Ki Wi From LoveHoney

Thursday 13th August 2009

Ki-Wi Clit Stim Box

Love Honey have just launched the "Ki-Wi" - a 10 function light-up silicone clitoral vibrator. It's tear-drop shape is unlike any other sex toy on the market so it's different from the get go.

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Free Joyrider Cock Ring From Ann Summers

Wednesday 12th August 2009

You'll have to be quick to get this one. Until 16th August 2009, spend over £40 at Ann Summers and they'll also bundle in a Joyrider cock ring worth £6 for free!

Ann Summers Joy Rider

There's also loads more going on over at the Ann Summers website:

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LoveHoney Inch Perfect Waterproof Multispeed Mini Vibrator Review

Thursday 23rd July 2009

Both the Beegees and Take That once asked "how deep is your love?" and someone at Love Honey took that a bit too literally, deciding it was about time someone printed a ruler on the side of a vibrator! They kindly sent through a vibe so I could see the Inch Perfect Waterproof Multispeed Mini Vibrator first hand.

What They Have Said About It

Inch Perfect Waterproof Multispeed Mini Vibrator

This is what they had to say about the product:

Inch Perfect is the unique easy-to-use waterproof multispeed vibrator that answers the question that only The Bee Gees have ever before dared ask... How deep is your love?
 
Inch Perfect is the world's first measure-up vibrator. The sleek cream finish is designed to perfectly off-set its unique black markings - an Imperial and Metric ruler that lets boys and girls find out exactly how much fun they're going to be able to have with each other.
 
- Inch perfect ticks the right boxes! 
- Measure-up in inches and centimetres! 
- 6-inch multispeed vibrator 
- Easy twist control 
- Waterproof for shower-time fun! 
- Velvet-touch skin-safe material
 
How to use Inch Perfect
 
Inch Perfect is an easy-to-use wand vibrator that delivers powerful quiet vibrations. Unscrew the cap in the base and insert the required number of batteries - 3 C for the power-packed Inch Perfect, 2 AA for the orgasmic Inch Perfect Mini. Screw the cap back on and twist the controller in the base to turn on. Keep twisting to make the vibrations get stronger and off you go!
 
How to really use Inch Perfect
 
Girls!
 
Inch Perfect is the fun way to find out if he measures up! Get him stimulated so he's standing to attention, slide Inch Perfect down his erection until the tip of the vibrator is touching his body at the base of his penis. Read off the scale then head down the wine bar to compare notes with your mates - has everyone got what they bargained for? Let's hope so!
 
Guys!
 
Ever wondered just how deep is her love?! Find out with Inch Perfect! Ask her (nicely) to lie back and think sexy thoughts while you measure up with a well-lubricated Inch Perfect. Keep sliding until she tells you to stop - then read off the scale and head down to the pub to compare notes with your mates. (Note: do not lend them your Inch Perfect, make them buy their own.)

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Vagina Cup Review

Tuesday 14th July 2009

Pussy pumps are used to engorge the vagina. By sucking the air from around the vagina, it enlarges the vaginal lips and clitoris, making them more sensitive and more visible. This can be handy for finding your clitoris or for increasing your sensitivity during masturbation or sex.

I'm a pussy pump virgin. I've not used one before so relished the opportunity to test the Vagina Cup SexShop 365 sent me.

What They Have Said About It

Vagina Cup

This is what they had to say about the product:

Pump up your pleasure with the Lady's Airflow Vagina Cup. This totally phthalate free pussy pump accelerates the flow of blood to the vaginal area, thus creating all the sensations of being excited and completely aroused. The cup itself is clear, which allows you to monitor your pussy, whilst the vacuum pump comes with a safety release pressure valve for easy removal. This is an ideal toy for those who are new to the realm of pump play or those who know that pumping equals pumped up pleasure.

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LoveHoney Silencer Vibrator Review

Tuesday 7th July 2009

I get to test all manor of vibrators, from large to small, from mainstream to very niche. I've not had the opportunity, however, to test a vibrator specifically designed to be quiet. Until now. Love Honey sent over their Silencer Vibrator for me to try out.

What They Have Said About It

LoveHoney Silencer Vibrator

This is what they had to say about the product:

Best seller! Nosey neighbours? Kids in the next room? You need the LoveHoney Silencer for powerful - but quiet - vibrations! As quiet as a whisper, the LoveHoney Silencer has an 8-inch contoured shaft for both external stimulation and incredible vaginal thrills.
 
Ultra silent and surprisingly powerful, it can also be used as an erotic external massager.
 
The powerful variable speed motor is controlled through a handy dial at the base of the sex toy.
 
Cringe-free LoveHoney packaging!
 
Pop in a pair of C batteries to enjoy the powerful vibrations.

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5 Thongs With A Difference

Wednesday 20th May 2009

I'm a keen thong wearer and I must admit Mr STS seems to like me in them - although he would probably prefer me out of them in all fairness! Anyway, I like to dress up for him every now and them and treat his eyes before I treat him.

I thought I would compile a list of a few sexy thongs with a difference. I wanted to make a list of thongs that were a little bit different and not your everyday wear-to-work type thong.

Dreamgirl White Diamond Beaded Veil Heart Thong

Dreamgirl White Diamond Beaded Veil Heart Thong

This is mainly targeted at brides-to-be due to the veil but I like this one. I think it can be very sexy in the bedroom when combined with a pair of bunny ears.

Available in white in a one-size-fits-all option.

Buy from Love Honey
Price at time of writing: £22.99

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