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In the final review for our mini-series of reviews of products from the ace folk at Sex Toys, I'm looking at a more novel sex toy, the Fleshlight Mr Limpy Large. Made by the same people who make the best-selling Fleshlight range of male masturbators, this toy has been designed for us girls.
This is what they had to say about the product:
Get your hands around this resting member for some tactile penis pleasure! Mr Limpy from Fleshlight is the floppy cock you've been waiting for, with its 8 inches of soft, nonchalant, waiting to be impressed material. Whether you use it as a party novelty, for realistic 'packing' or just as an amusing paperweight, Mr Limpy won't let you down by being up! (Other sizes available separately.)
The Fleshlight Mr Limpy comes in a clear plastic bag. Next question please!
Mr Limpy is a range of flaccid penises made using the same material that the Fleshlight male masturbators are made from (superskin). Available in pink in four graduating sizes (extra small, small, medium and large), the model I've got to play with is the large one. It measures 8 inches in length from balls to tip.It has around 1.5 inches in girth.
First and foremost, let's categorise the product. Sex Toys have filed it under realistic dildos but I'm not sure it should be used as a sex toy. I look at the pictures and think hen night party novelty. However, holding the Mr Limpy, squeezing it and looking at the amazing detailing to the testicles and penis head I do feel somewhat turned on. Perhaps it's a bit of both - something you take to a hen night party to get some giggles but then something you can take home afterwards (wink wink).
As a novelty, Mr Limpy is great fun. It's like an adult version of a particularly stretchy kids toy where the arms stretched out wide. It's a very tactile toy and is great for squeezing, throwing, slapping and more. I had great fun messing around with it.
I imagine it would be a runaway hit at hen night parties or as a novelty gift for some close friends.
It's also great as a stress reliever - the squeezing is very therapeutic.
As a sex toy, Mr Limpy just doesn't stand up - literally! If you'd like to find out what a thick limp penis feels like to masturbate with then this is a good substitute to the real thing. n the interests of science I had to test it out and found it not as difficult as I expected. You need to lube Mr Limpy up and thanks to his inability to hold still, it can get a bit messy with lube going everywhere. Nevertheless it's great fun.
Mr Limpy Large had a very generous insertable length and a nice girth though he kept popping out thanks to his flexibility. I love the weighty testicles flapping against me as I thrust it in as best I could.
Perhaps it's not terribly great to stretch a floppy penis in front of your partner nor is it good practise to squeeze the testicles really hard but whilst it might scare your partner, it's rather quite erotic. The super soft feel texture to the toy together with the realism and detailing is quite a turn on.
It's the perfect accompaniment to some erotic dancing and can be used to suggest what you are going to do to your partner. It's highly evocative and a huge turn on, for me at least!
In playing around with it with Mr STS we discovered it also has a more educational angle too. The testicles and shaft feel pretty much lifelike so it's easy for both partners to experiment without the fear of being too hard, too rough or uncomfortable. Probably better suited to new couples, it can be enough to give you the confidence you need in exploring your partner's manhood without worrying more about whether you're hurting him than whether he's having fun.
This is a fantastic all-round novelty sex toy. It is perfect for parties and a few giggles, it's perfect for stress relieving and for playing with. It's perfect for turning you on and for something a little naughtier. It's a chance for us girls to find out what those lucky boys get to play with in the form of the Fleshlight and boy are they lucky. The amazingly soft yet lifelike skin together with the incredible detailing on the testicles and head make this a really good replica. The floppy nature adds the novelty factor.
Great fun for everyone. Great fun for parties, for novelty gifts and for the bedroom. Great full stop!
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