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Handy Adult Porn DVD Shopping Tips
Shopping for porn can be a bit confusing and tiring. Here's a handy guide to attempt to clear up the confusing world of buying porn!
Where Can I Buy Porn?
Only licensed sex shops can sell porn (known as R18 DVDs) in the UK. It is illegal for online sex retailer to post pornographic DVDs. Some DVDs aren't classified as R18 (although they will be badged with a minimum age limit of 18) and it's these that you'll find on most online sex toy retailer's websites.
All of the adult porn DVDs you buy on the Internet will ship from overseas locations as they are exempt from UK jurisdiction. Blissbox is one such retailer as is Simply Porn DVD and XO Adult DVDs.
Is It Safe To Buy From These Shops?
Yes. Items are shipped quickly and you have the benefit of various return policies should the DVDs not work:
- Amazon Adult DVDs allow returns for up to 30 days.
- Blissbox allow returns for up to 14 days.
- Simply Porn DVD allow returns for up to 7 days.
- XO Adult DVDs allow returns for up to 30 days.
For added protection, buy DVDs with a credit card.
Who Buys Porn XXX DVDs?
Men buy more than women which is why there are a lot of DVDs aimed towards them.
Having said that, a lot of women watch porn either alone or in couples. It can be seen as a great way to get sexual inspiration for new positions and activities, or as a way to get turned on.
Okay, Where Do I Start?
Buying porn isn't as difficult as it may seem. Just remember 3 golden rules:
1) Work Out Your Budget
Some porn DVDs can be quite expensive. As a rule of thumb, the higher the price, the better the quality as it would have cost more to produce.
An average porn DVD should cost around £15 to £20.
2) Work Out Your Tastes
You need to know what you (and your partner if you are buying porn to watch as a couple) likes and dislikes. Here's some of the popular genres:
- Amateur porn (first timers performing all sorts of activities)
- Anal / Ass / Butts (includes asses in general, anal sex, anal sex toy play, anus licking (also known as "ass eating")
- BDSM (includes torture, bondage, domination and pain)
- Blowjobs (including deep throat and gagging)
- Breasts (everything involving breasts of various shapes and sizes)
- College girls (usually involves sex)
- Cumshots (the focus is on ejaculating men, generally cumming over women (cream pies, cum swapping, cum swallowing, facial and internal). For groups of men coming on women, look for Bukkake)
- Female masturbation (including female ejaculation)
- Fetish (includes topics such as feet fetish (footjob, foot licking, foot worship), food fetish (intercourse with fruit and vegetables), shaving, smoking)
- Gay porn (men masturbating, sucking or penetrating other men)
- Large porn (big breasts, big clitoris, big cocks, big nipples, large people)
- Lesbian porn (women masturbating, licking or penetrating other women using dildos and strap-ons)
- Niche porn (shaved pussys, gaping holes, peeing, point of view (POV), wet oiled women, pregnant women)
- Sex toy porn (masturbating using sex toys)
This is not a comprehensive list which is why you need to know what turns you on! Is it women squirting or is it footjobs? Is it gay men having sex or lesbians playing with sex toys?
3) Check Out The Special Offers
You'll get more for your money if you shop cleverly.
Here's some of the deals from each of our partnered retailers:
- Blissbox offer free delivery and loyalty points on all purchases. Collect loyalty points to receive discounts on future purchases.
- Simply Porn DVD have the following offers (free DVD is from a selection):
- Spend £ 51.95 & choose 1 FREE product
- Spend £ 69.95 & choose 2 FREE products
- Spend £ 86.95 & choose 3 FREE products
- XO Adult DVDs offer free delivery plus get 1 free DVD (worth up to £20) for every £100 you spend!
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