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A while back we heard about the Money Spanker. It looked intriguing but fairly basic. Thankfully, Sexshop 365 sent over a Spanker to be put through it's paces. Is it worth buying or is it as interesting as it looks?
This is what they had to say about the product:
Monkey Spanker Vibrator is a brand new tool for spanking the monkey.
Based on an innovative diaphragm design, Monkey Spanker forms a vibrating tube as it wraps around your dick.
The super soft stretchy pad is made from a highly specialised medical grade material and has been designed to feel just like a woman's soft loveliness.
Monkey Spankers feel really really good better than both hands & blow jobs and produce intense and extremely satisfying orgasms.
The packaging is surprisingly basic. I expected a box but even in my wildest dreams I wouldn't have expected a resealable bag.
Whilst the bag may somewhat lower product expectations, the green crusaders amongst you will appreciate the minimalism of the packaging.
A card insert is also supplied with lots of information on how to use the Monkey Spanker.
As I said above, the product is somewhat uninspiring. It doesn't have any sex appeal so-to-speak. It consists of a white handle to one end with a ring of rubber at the other end. The hole is where your penis goes and looks worryingly small, even if I do say so myself!
On the back of the Spanker, there's a groove in which the supplied "vibro unit" clips in.
Two sets of LR41 batteries are included in the pack, one to get you going and the other is a spare set. It takes 2 batteries to work.
It's quite a basic design but that means it's easy to use. I lubed up my penis as well as the ring on both sides, switched it on and slipped it on. The rubber ring is soft but very flexible and can accommodate a good couple of inches in girth (i.e. most men).
The concept is very easy - just slide it up and down as you would your hand or other masturbation toy.
The vibrations here are not overly powerful but noticeable and certainly helps in delivering a powerful orgasm quickly.
Most masturbation sleeves and units are designed to feel like intercourse. This snug rubber that hugs your penis whilst it moves up and down feel more like tight lips, as in a blowjob. It's certainly a very nice feeling and significantly different to other masturbation toys I've tested.
The Monkey Spanker isn't just designed for single player use. It would be a great addition to a regular blowjob. Just pop some flavoured lube on it and get your partner to run it up and down the shaft as they suck you. You've then effectively got the feeling of two sets of lips running up and down your fella.
I orgasmed fairly quickly with this, although not as fast as other enclosed units. That said, the feeling is very, very different so it would be wrong to compare the two. I'd certainly say this would be one of my favourite masturbators.
Men. All of them. it can be used alone or with a friend!
If something like the Tenga Flip Hole is just a bit too big or cumbersome for you, you'll appreciate the compactness and convenience of the Monkey Spanker. Whilst it looks small and uninspiring, it does feel remarkably pleasant. The stretchy ring is very stretchy so it can accommodate most penises and it also clings to your penis as you move the Spanker up and down.
In a nutshell, a very good masturbator that feels very reminiscent of a great blowjob (just without the suction!).
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