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In the few months we've been running this site, we think we've accomplished quite a bit. We've had a tough time (erm, okay - perhaps not that tough) testing some great sex toys and reviewing them. We're fortunate enough to have tested some amazing products but here's five we didn't get round to testing. Perhaps one day we'll be able to test these.
Here's our dream list of products we'd really like to test at some stage.
In August we wrote about the best sex fucking machines available in the UK and the Caesar Sex Machine is the crème de la crème of said machines. Ever since I laid eyes on this I've fantasised about the intense orgasms I could have with such a beast.
The unit is very expensive which is why we've yet to review it, but I live in hope 
Click here for the LoveHoney product page
Price at time of writing: £834.55
As far as boys toys go, there's not a lot to choose from: cock rings, masturbators or sex dolls. That's more or less it. When we stumbled across this, we couldn't believe our eyes and I'd love to get one for Mr STS. Firstly, I'm curious about how it looks and feels. Secondly, I'm sure Mr STS would love to slide his cock into this. If I had one, I know I would. I'm a straight woman but even find this horny to look at 
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Click here for product details via LoveHoney
Price at time of writing: £169.99
I'm curious to know whether this will hold me firmly in place. I'm quite a squirmer and despite Mr STS's best efforts to hold me still, nothing we've tried (yet) has kept me from pushing him off me. Sometimes I just wish I could be tied up in such a way that her could lick my clit over and over without pushing him away with my hands or legs. I would love to experience that deeper orgasm that I know I'm capable of but can't achieve without being properly retrained!
Why haven't we tried this yet? Beats me - I'll get the credit card now...
Click here for the LoveHoney product page
Price at time of writing: £5.99
This might be my New Year's present to myself as I'm so desperate to try this. I'm intrigued by it's abaility to simulate oral sex (surely it can't be better than the orgasmic tongue of Mr STS?!) and to remember what I like. I'm fussy so would it really work all that well?
Perhaps in the New Year I'll be able to tell you all.
Click here for the LoveHoney page
Price at time of writing: £94.99
I've cheated somewhat by combining the two together but they go together like salt and vinegar or cheese and onion.
We're not able to drill into the ceiling as required with most sex swings but I love the solution that LoveHoney presents.
Having sex in a swing makes so much sense from what I've seen on the web and I'd love to have a go. I'm sure Mr STS wouldn't say no to relaxing in this whilst I give him a mind-blowing blowjob - a girl's got to do what a girls got to do!
Click here for the LoveHoney Love Swing page
Price at time of writing: £99.99
Click here for the LoveHoney Love Swing Frame page
Price at time of writing: £199.99
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