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Sex Machines For Him and Her
Sex Machines (also known as fucking machines or sex fucking machines) are a way of pleasuring yourself without the need to manually do it. They are invariably powered by mains electricity which means they can go longer than any battery powered sex toys. This means you can enjoy a long and slow sensual experience or you can have fast and hard pleasure that outlasts you. Ever wondered how many multiple orgasms you can achieve? Now you can find out easily!
If traditional battery powered sex toys aren't doing it for you anymore, try mains powered sex toys. They come in a variety of styles of models and can be fun to use on your own or as a couple.
Here's my top 5 favourite sex machines from Love Honey.
Caesar Sex Machine
This is the classic design of sex machines you see on the Internet or in porn films. An 'L' shaped frame supports an arm that reaches out. Add a dildo attachment onto it and you've got yourself a stallion that will keep on thrusting as hard or as fast as you desire.
This is perfect for women who crave a long session of masturbation or who love the feeling of sex without needing a partner who can outlast you. Add a vibrating bullet for clitoral stimulation and you've got a complete sex solution.
This is also suitable for gay men who love anal sex, as indeed it is for anyone else who loves anal too.
Before any men get disappointed and think this is a girl-only toy, you're wrong! This also comes with a male masturbator attachment so men can also experience sexual pleasures from this machine.
This is a mains powered machine with a remote control so you can lie on the bed or sofa and have great sex, all controlled without having to stop.
It's an expensive piece of kit but you won't find any better sex machine on the market. This is the crème de la crème of fucking machines.
Search Love Honey for 12785
Price at time of writing: £834.55
Wild Buck Sex Machine
This is a battery powered sex machine so it breaks the normal rules of sex machines from the go. It takes 8 'C' batteries so it's worthwhile buying heavy duty rechargeable batteries to help save the environment. Also bear in mind that this machine may run out of power before you have run out of puff.
That said, let's take a look at the benefits of this machine. Instead of a horizontal motion like the Caesar Sex Machine, this machine uses a vertical motion thrusting up and down. It's got a padded seat so you won't feel uncomfortable using this. The cover is removable so if you are one of the few that can achieve female ejaculation, you don't have to worry about making a mess - you go for it girl!
This is a toy designed just for women (or men who like anal sex) and you'll find a 5 inch G-spot vibe, a 5.5 inch realistic vibe, and a 7-inch flexible vibe in the box. All are interchangeable.
A remote control is also supplied.
Search Love Honey for 8658
Price at time of writing: £149.99
Louisiana Lounger Inflatable Sex Toy Machine
The Caesar Sex Machine can be hid under the bed when not in use and the Wild Buck Sex Machine should be easily concealed but what about using an inflatable sex machine?
The kit comes in two pieces, an inflatable machine unit which slides inside the inflatable couch. It's worth mentioning that it is quick and easy to inflate (you get a foot pump supplied with it) and you could theoretically leave it blown up for a while t get more than one use put of it before letting the air out.
The kit comes with three twist operated vibrators: a 6 inch G-Spot vibe, a 5.5 inch realistic vibe and an 8 inch jelly vibe.
The inflatable sofa itself has straps on it so you could tie your arms and legs to it bringing this toy more into the realms of bondage.
Love Honey have a very funny video of Bonny Hall and The Professor demonstrating the Louisiana Lounger Inflatable Sex Toy Machine which is well worth watching. Just search for the product code below and take a look.
There's n male masturbator supplied although you may be able to attach one yourself (although this cannot be promised to work) rendering the machine ideal for women who like vaginal or anal pleasure and men who like anal sex.
Search Love Honey for 11759
Price at time of writing: £99.99
Love Sex Machine
This machine is direct from the USA which means that you'll need a UK plug adapter. Love Honey supply these free of charge so the kit is ready to go as soon as it arrives.
It offers a range of speeds and thrusting along with various vibration program settings. The good news is that it's unisex so men and women can use this machine. It comes with a male masturbator sleeve and various dildos. It's also got additional power jacks so you can plug in the extra dildos and use them at the same time. For example, you could use the machine vaginally and the extra vibrating dildo anally. Couples could also use this machine together.
It's fully adjustable in speed and in height and angle. You can position it vertically or horizontally. You can sit over the machine and ride it or position it horizontally and enjoy doggy style sex.
A remote control is also supplied.
Search Love Honey for 5794
Price at time of writing: £199.99
Som Rocket Sex Machine For Him
The Wild Buck Sex Machine and Louisiana Lounger Inflatable Sex Toy Machine were predominantly for women so it's only fair we finish with a sex machine just for the boys.
The Som Rocket is the next incarnation of the Puchi Sorn Machine which means it offers bigger and better experiences. It offers the sensation of a deep throat blowjob, ideal if you a) don't have a willing partner or b) don't have a partner who is able to perform deep throat.
Simply sit down, position the 5.5 inch head over your penis and let it work it's magic. Inside the head of this machine you'll find hundreds of tickling nodules which please and excite you.
The speed is adjustable from 90 strokes a minute to 180. As an added bonus, the controller also vibrates meaning you can use it to play with your anus, testicles or perineum.
Search Love Honey for 14373
Price at time of writing: £249.99
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