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Mrs Sex Toy Sofa, Thursday 23rd July 2009
Both the Beegees and Take That once asked "how deep is your love?" and someone at Love Honey took that a bit too literally, deciding it was about time someone printed a ruler on the side of a vibrator! They kindly sent through a vibe so I could see the Inch Perfect Waterproof Multispeed Mini Vibrator first hand.
This is what they had to say about the product:
Inch Perfect is the unique easy-to-use waterproof multispeed vibrator that answers the question that only The Bee Gees have ever before dared ask... How deep is your love?
Inch Perfect is the world's first measure-up vibrator. The sleek cream finish is designed to perfectly off-set its unique black markings - an Imperial and Metric ruler that lets boys and girls find out exactly how much fun they're going to be able to have with each other.
- Inch perfect ticks the right boxes!
- Measure-up in inches and centimetres!
- 6-inch multispeed vibrator
- Easy twist control
- Waterproof for shower-time fun!
- Velvet-touch skin-safe material
How to use Inch Perfect
Inch Perfect is an easy-to-use wand vibrator that delivers powerful quiet vibrations. Unscrew the cap in the base and insert the required number of batteries - 3 C for the power-packed Inch Perfect, 2 AA for the orgasmic Inch Perfect Mini. Screw the cap back on and twist the controller in the base to turn on. Keep twisting to make the vibrations get stronger and off you go!
How to really use Inch Perfect
Girls!
Inch Perfect is the fun way to find out if he measures up! Get him stimulated so he's standing to attention, slide Inch Perfect down his erection until the tip of the vibrator is touching his body at the base of his penis. Read off the scale then head down the wine bar to compare notes with your mates - has everyone got what they bargained for? Let's hope so!
Guys!
Ever wondered just how deep is her love?! Find out with Inch Perfect! Ask her (nicely) to lie back and think sexy thoughts while you measure up with a well-lubricated Inch Perfect. Keep sliding until she tells you to stop - then read off the scale and head down to the pub to compare notes with your mates. (Note: do not lend them your Inch Perfect, make them buy their own.)
Mrs Sex Toy Sofa, Saturday 13th December 2008
I popped over to Ann Summers expecting to find their range of rabbit vibrators being suggested as Christmas presents. Disappointingly, they don't feature in the "All Christmas Gifts" section so instead, I went hunting for some unusual Christmas presents.
This is what I found.
This has to be one of the best novelty products available at the moment! You can model two people out of the supplied clay and then position them in rude or perhaps impossible positions!
The gift will certainly bring out a creative side and will certainly bring a smile. It's also been featured on Jonathan Ross' show on the BBC:
Search Ann Summers for 18033
Price at time of writing: £14.68
Mrs Sex Toy Sofa, Wednesday 6th August 2008
Christmas is only around the corner (sorry to disappoint) so it's not long before we all get inundated with adverts for Christmas catalogues, xmas sales (especially sofa one's) and the January sales.
Before all that doom and gloom sets in, take a look at these novelty aprons. I imagine they are most popular during the festive season but I think they would make great birthday presents for someone!
Here's my list of 5 funny novelty apron's care of Blushing Buyer.
The fantasy of a naughty nurse has been around for ages but now thanks to this apron, you can live it out with your very own sexy nurse.
Search Blushing Buyer for 990936
Price at time of writing: £11.99
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